 What are you doing down there?? |  I wonder what this tastes like... |  Daddy says I look like a "feral child" without my hair up... |  Erin was unable to attend this photo op on account of being FUSSY... |
 Believe it or not, this is what I do when they say "Smile, Jack!" |  Grandpa-with-no-hair was lots of help with the eggs! |  For some reason they wanted me to give this duck the bread, but I wanted to eat it myself! |  Sit... Good boy... |
 Look at this haul of eggs we got at the Egg Hunt! |  There's that "smile" again... |  No, Grandpa! MY eggs! |  Daddy says we were like a swarm of locusts... |
 Faster, Grandpa! I wanna feel the wind in my ears!! |  This is me at school with my teacher, Ms. Kristie! |  I'm getting too old to blow out all the candles with one breath! |  Look at my MUSCLES!! |
 No, Grandpa - I think we need a phillips head to build this... |  I'm ready for action!
What I'm not ready for is when nothing happens... |  You know what they say:
"Those who can't do, teach..." |  Here's me and the Coach! |
 I made it to 3rd base! |  I can hold the bat. Swinging it is something else... |  Mind if we borrow this, Grandpa? |  Bye, Daddy!! |
 I can play the harmonica! |  Here I am with my second cousin, Griffin!! |  I let my friend Claire from Chicago drive... |  Wow. BIG fishes... |