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I Am Princess Poopy Pants!
I Have Arrived! I, AKA Miss Elizabeth, AKA Munchkin, AKA Monkey, AKA Princess Poopy Pants finally made my arrival on Saturday July 14th at 3:24am at Overland Park Regional. I wanted out too, man. After being in mommy for 9 months, I mean she was great and all, but it was my time. At 2:50am mommy and daddy pulled into the hospital and I was ready to go. I do miss the warmth, the darkness, and my 24-hour buffet.
So far I am doing pretty well with the outside world. I don't like formula, I'm a boob girl. Mommy is the best!
I party and stay up late every night hitting the bottle. So if you wanna chat just leave me a message. I will get back to you next time I let mommy and daddy sleep.
1 Month Update - I have gained 2 pounds 1 ounce since birth and grew 3 inches! I'm getting BIG. Wearing this diaper doesn't help either... makes my butt look big and my legs look all short and stumpy. Sheesh, it is hell being a baby.
2 Month Update - I am up to 10 pounds 13 ounces and 22.5 inches long. 5 pounds since leaving the hospital... not too shabby. The diaper still makes my skinny but look big in everything! My legs seem to look a little longer and my thighs are getting chunky. Oh yeah and there is still a bald spot on the back of my head.... MOMMY!!!!!
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- Tales From The Diaper - Part 11 - June 30th, 2008 -
So I bet you all thought I forgot about you huh? I have just been a very busy little girl lately. Mommy and daddy drag me everywhere with them and I never have time to get on here and write.
It has been a whole 4 months since my last update, man I don't think I can cover everything. Can you believe I am just 2 weeks from being 1 ye
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Tales from the Diaper- Part 10- February 26, 2008- It has once again been a while since I last wrote. I have been a busy girl. So where do I start? Lets see... In January it seemed like everyone was sick. Daddy had nee-moan-ya Mommy had a bad cold, I had RSV that turned into bronc-eee-oh-lite-us. We were all sick at the same time! I ended up missing Jordans birthday because Mommy said that I wa
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- Tales From The Diaper - Part 9 - December 3rd, 2007 -
OK so last time I left off just before Mommy's Birthday. That was a long week leading up to it. I was sick a lot, Mommy was sick a lot... Made for a rough week. Daddy took Mommy out for her Birthday and I didn't even get to go!!! Oh well, I had a fun night at home with Grandma... didn't wanna go with them anyway...
So that next
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- Tales From The Diaper - Part 8 - November 29th, 2007 -
So this has been a long time in the coming huh? Bet you thought I forgot about all of you out there who love reading about me. That isn't it, I just have been sooooooo busy!
This may take a while to go through everything, so this may have to be continued later on. Where to begin...
Daddy got a new job. He seems to really like i
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- Tales From The Diaper - Part 7 - October 14th, 2007 -
Yay!!!! I am three months old today! It has been such a long week. But a pretty good one though. I got to see my boyfriend Jordan TWICE!! He is so cute, him and his chubby cheeks, and his four pearly white teeth. He makes my heart go all a twitter and makes me drool. I guess the drool could be because my gums are sore... I wil
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Partner in crime, come visit my site!
-Your Amigo, Kimi Aug 03 2008
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Oh, I love the picture of you at my graduation! I am so happy that you could come. Your crooked smile is tops on my list!
-Grandma Sally May 25 2008
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Hi there little Monkey Girl, HAPPY 10th MONTH BIRTHDAY! I hope you have a really good day, and I hope to see you guys real soon.
Love you all!
-Grandpa Ron May 14 2008
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Hi Elizabeth! I\'m finally out! Can\'t wait until we are older and we can play together! Tell your dad to put up some new pictures of you so that everyone can see how beautiful you are becoming!
-Cousin Kimi, Aunt Jen, and Uncle David Feb 19 2008
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Just wanted to stop by and say hello and tell you that you are getting so big. It's hard to get your uncle Richard out of the house to come visit. Maybe when you get older you can come and hang out at our house.
-Uncle Richard and Aunt Janet Feb 17 2008
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